when you walk into Wal-Mart that says this:
WARNING: No matter your intention, you WILL spend at least $100 before you leave this store. Have a nice day!! [insert that annoying damn smiley face sticker here]
Avery and I went to Wal-Mart this afternoon... to buy dog food and a calendar. DOG FOOD and a CALENDAR. I should've spent, oh, around $13.
THAT was my intention.
An hour later, I forked over $101 and walked to my car feeling slightly ill. How does one spend $101 when she goes to Wal-Mart to buy dog food and a calendar??
They should hand out a different kind of sticker when you leave the store... a "smiley" that's NOT smiling and has eyes bugging out of its head in shock. Or complimentary Kleenex to dry your tears... that would work, too.
Or!
7 years ago
4 comments:
I too feel you pain.
Happens everytime DALE goes to WalMart...bwahahahahaha! That is why he doesnt go ;)
LOL!!! I have the same problem but at Target...I avoid our WM!! Hope you got a lot of stuff!
I am with you all the way!!!! my gallon of milk in always $50....
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